All 14 game Reviews

Elf Sim Date II Elf Sim Date II

Rated 2 / 5 stars

One line summary? FIX ALL YOUR BUGS

I mean seriously one EASY bug is hittin the back button after the character creation place, seriously, it restarts or something. AND the mispellin of "strenght" not to mention the really pathetic tips for how to date women... If those tips actually help anyone, PLEASE tell me, because I for one have heard that bullship over 1000 times on myspace, whoo bullitens. You wanna know how to get a girl? Get attractive, get fit, and get SEXY, if your a fat ugly nerd, there's 2 tips, one: WORKING OUT HELPS and if your muscular, don't worry about your face with pimples, ladies love muscles, especially they hot ones. TWO: if your really that bad at talking to girls, why not TRY FIRST. My motto: "You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take" So yea, game sucked, replay value EXTREMELY LOW, Playability: VERY LOW, Overall: Did not even deserve a 0, 2 for effort tho.

Dad 'n Me Dad 'n Me

Rated 5 / 5 stars

teh awesome...

amazing game... wish their was a story though..

Sex Kitten Sim-RPG Sex Kitten Sim-RPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars



- Homer's SoundBoard 2 - - Homer's SoundBoard 2 -

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty sweet for a soundboard

it was cool and if ppl were smart and telemarketers called, then you can use the soundboard to talk instead, like when they say hi is this gogazaloozki? 'shut up' 'doh' and just keep makin fun of them, ull get a few laughs

FreakOfFlash responds:

Yeah, that or on purpuse prank calls, lol

Megaman vs Ghosts&Goblins Megaman vs Ghosts&Goblins

Rated 5 / 5 stars


this was an awesome game, great sprites, great controls (if u gb emulator then same thing) if only i had a gameboy version like this... but seriously THIS kind of flash games are needed on the front page, not the crap newgrounds sometimes has...

Stande: Battle Mode Stande: Battle Mode

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it was pretty koo

u did a nice job although ur stuck in one place while ppl out of nowhere drop in throw spider bombs and ppl keep droppin in and shootin. it wouldve been real koo if it was like a story mode or like the first spiderman game where u can choose to fight non stop or go on wit story

SketchMichaels responds:

You know what else is cool? Yoohoo.

Millionaire: LOTR Edition Millionaire: LOTR Edition

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was easy

the questions, too easy, and for someone who dont know the LOTR they could simply write down the right answers and when they dont know that one audience then write it down and get next question wrong. And if it took so long why make the game? Now i bet ur gonna try to make the board game. Next time make the questions different every time like random order.

Silhouette - Game Silhouette - Game

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

okay game

I mean all u did was take the splinter cell idea and made it to a pc game with a gta view (for those who don't understand what gta is, you're a retard because gta is grand theft auto) It was alright. Thats it I got nothin else to say, it was OK not great not bad

Family Guy:Soundboard Family Guy:Soundboard

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Can't Touch Me! du du du du du

Kicks Ass out of every family guy sounds, although there is only 2 including urs it still kicks ass! Can't Touch Me! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU Can't Touch Me!
Except for u, u can touch me...

Sonic Character Designer Sonic Character Designer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dude you could have made this much cooler...

I am not sayin this is a bad game but dude seriously, you need to make either a website where u can show the characters and make it so you use a cookie on it. For those who don't know what a fucking cookie is... it's like a memory card just for ur computer and just for that website... Yea oh and one more thing... NEEDS SOUND. I made a sephiroth version of this and a shadow if u guys want to see it:

Head - smooth - top black
Hair - Friz - bottom grey
Mouth - smooth - top peach (next to black)
Eyes - X - bottom blue & light green
Nose - bump
Ears - hanging - bottom grey
Body - Big Wings - top red & top black
Belly - chest - bottom grey
Arms - Streak - top black & top green
Hands - Evil - bottom left red
Legs - Streak - bottom grey & top black
Shoes - Spiked - top black & top red & top red
Tail - 3 Large Half - top red & bottom grey & top
red & bottom grey & top red & bottom grey

If you think you can do a diff character like dr. robotnik as a sonic then please put that in ur review or send the info to me shiboozle@yahoo(.)com